言情笑话23qing49.htm
标 题:铺里的橘子...
有一次跟同学去铺里玩....路旁有人在卖....橘子....你如果去过就知道了..
路旁一堆喔.......
只见延路的招牌都这麽写着......橘子一斤xx元...不甜免钱.......
我同学就走了过去......说了声(用台语...)
他说:...老板!不甜的来二斤...
老板:@$%#@#&$
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标 题:运动世家
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train.
They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says I have 4 kids, one more and theyll make a
basketball team.
The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one
more and Ill be the world-champion soccer-teams coach.
The American starts laughing. He says Ive had 17 wives and
no kids!! But one more wife and Ill open a golf course!
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标 题:一匹只听上帝语言的马
某甲向神父买了一匹马. 神父对他说:“这匹马跟我在一起太久了
你要它走一定要说-感谢上帝
要它停一定要说-赞美主”
某甲说知道了就骑上去.说:"感谢上帝".
果然马就开步走
某甲又连说三次感谢上帝马果然狂奔起来
可是某甲突然忘记要马停下来该怎样说了 他拉疆绳踹马狂叫都没用
眼看眼前有一断崖终於某甲想起来大喊一声－“赞美主”
马在段崖前十公分停了下来
某甲惊魂未定拿出手帕擦汗，嘘了囗气说:"感谢上帝!"
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